My Bubbling Love Life (But not really)

(**WATCH THIS CLIP FIRST**)

Lauren: Bubbling love life? That’s a terrible title.
Anna: I’m going for it. So. As many of you know…I bring ALL the boys to the yard. I practically have to kick them off my doorstep.

Lauren: I gave her a stick for her last birthday so she could scare them away. Just kidding…didn’t I give you a devotional?

Anna: …Yeah…you’re right. But anyway. I’m just so wanted and desired.

Lauren and Anna: *LAUGHTER*

Anna: Just kidding. I’m single as a pringle except not, because pringles are constantly spooning so like…I’m single-er than a pringle.

Lauren: ANYWAYS. Anna got a date this weekend and I’m freaking out because I’m so excited for her. But she’s…well she’s just freaking out. Period.

Anna: DON’T JUDGE ME. I DON’T BOY.

Lauren: Wait, he’s a man. Boy-man. Man-boy. I don’t know.

Anna: …Man…I don’t maaaan.

Lauren: So Anna asked me to come over Friday night after she gets back from her date so she can spill all the beans and if it doesn’t go well, to be her moral support.

Anna: I figured we could watch a movie and cuddle and just be best fraaands and stuff and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH A MOVIE ABOUT LOVE.

Lauren: Anna has a complex. So…which movie do you want to watch?

Anna: I don’t know. I just don’t really want to watch the two leads end up together.

Lauren: …So. Romeo and Juliet sound okay? I mean, they kill themselves. It doesn’t get any better than that. I’m kidding. How about Confessions of a Shopaholic?

Anna: *stares indignantly*

Lauren: …Oh yeah. They end up together.

Anna: I could go for some Hamlet though! I like Ophelia.

Lauren: In that case, well, WE MIGHT AS WELL WATCH THE LION KING.

Anna: *raised eyebrow*

Lauren: …Oops. Nala and Simba.

Anna: *starts flailing arms and shouts* WHY DO ALL THESE MOVIES HAVE TO END CUTE. WHY CAN’T (JUST THIS ONCE) THE TWO LEADS STAY PLATONIC FRIENDS.

Lauren: Because I’m sure that’d go over well in the box office.

Anna: …I’d watch it. WAIT. THERE’S THAT ONE FRENCH MOVIE. ABOUT THE UMBRELLAS.

Lauren: Is this in English? Will I even understand it?

Anna: Well I mean, there’s SUBTITLES.

Lauren: *gives look*

Anna: The music’s great.

Lauren: The storyline would suck! Where’s the climax?

Anna: When he goes to war. Halfway through the movie. It’s actually really sad.

Lauren: We’re not watching it.

Anna: WELL IF YA WANNA WATCH SCHINDLER’S LIST, I’M DOWN FOR THAT TOO.

Lauren: …Too soon.

Clearly, we cannot make up our minds. So, if you have any suggestions of a movie that DOESN’T involve the characters falling in love, or dying brutal deaths…leave them in the comments below! 🙂

xoxo Lauren and Anna
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